Car Owners Dealing With Bird Mess Pillows

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

Genius Parrot

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

Clever birdie

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

Man driving very small car

Red car

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

No Hawkers...

'We need a bell to warn little birdies.'

Superhero duck.

Mobile Crem

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'

Emergency breakdown.

"Well, that's a first."

'Why do you keep his head covered?' (Ugly bird).

"So, how many brands of birds do they make?"

"I'm terrified of birds."