Car Owners Dealing With Bird Mess Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for car owners who constantly deal with bird mess? Our collection offers clever, humorous, and thoughtful products that turn a messy situation into a moment of levity. Perfect for anyone who loves their car but finds bird droppings an unavoidable part of the experience.

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Birds doing the 'wave'.

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'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!' mockup

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

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"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble." mockup

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

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Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still. mockup

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

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A man with a bird perched on his finger.

A man with a bird perched on his finger. mockup

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

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Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds. mockup

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

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'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!' mockup

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

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'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?' mockup

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

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'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!' mockup

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

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'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?' mockup

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

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Genius Parrot

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'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.' mockup

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

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Clever birdie

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'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!' mockup

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

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"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak." mockup

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

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"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling." mockup

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

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Man driving very small car

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Red car

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'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it' mockup

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

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No Hawkers...

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'We need a bell to warn little birdies.'

'We need a bell to warn little birdies.' mockup

'We need a bell to warn little birdies.'

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Superhero duck.

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Mobile Crem

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Woman crying about her car repair bill. mockup

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

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'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'

'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!' mockup

'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'

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Emergency breakdown.

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"Well, that's a first."

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'Why do you keep his head covered?' (Ugly bird).

'Why do you keep his head covered?' (Ugly bird). mockup

'Why do you keep his head covered?' (Ugly bird).

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"So, how many brands of birds do they make?"

"So, how many brands of birds do they make?" mockup

"So, how many brands of birds do they make?"

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"I'm terrified of birds."

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Car Owners Dealing With Bird Mess Gifts Collection

Car Owners Dealing With Bird Mess Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for car owners dealing with bird mess—humorous and practical, perfect for starting the day with a smile.

Car Owners Dealing With Bird Mess Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and comfort to any garage or living space—ideal for those who love their car but humor in the mess.

Car Owners Dealing With Bird Mess Prints

Browse our funny prints celebrating the car owner's battle with bird droppings—bring humor to any wall with these witty designs.

Car Owners Dealing With Bird Mess T-Shirts

Check out our amusing t-shirts for car enthusiasts who face bird mess daily—fun, quirky, and perfect for everyday wear.