Car Loans Gifts

"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Family members!

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Rising Gas Prices

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'By god that man stinks!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"It's a hybrid!"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Traffic calming ahead.

If we could only contact the auto club!

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

License, registration, and some I.D. for the small child watching what appears to be a completely inappropriate PG-13 movie in the back.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Farmer's credit.