Car Loans Pillows

"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Family members!

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Rising Gas Prices

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'By god that man stinks!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"It's a hybrid!"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Traffic calming ahead.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

If we could only contact the auto club!

I have a dream.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"