Car Loan Critics Pillows

"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Foreclosure.

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"Frankly, I find it quite insulting that we're often likened to dodgy bankers!"

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

'That meter? It tells you how fast your interest charge is adding up.'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

Daylight robbery.

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

Econo Air-bag

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

"I've lost the ability to make eye contact"

'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!'

50 lb. Credit Cards

'Huh! Look at that lot: they never put anything back into the country - just bleed it dry. Shameless!'

Funeral Directors.

'It's disgusting they're cancelling our bus service.'

"At this point, there is a lot of pent-up demand for new cars."