Car Loan Critics Pillows

"You made two more bad car loans. Repo guys are cruising our parking lot."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

Foreclosure.

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

"Frankly, I find it quite insulting that we're often likened to dodgy bankers!"

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

'That meter? It tells you how fast your interest charge is adding up.'

Daylight robbery.

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

Hummer Hell

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

The Politics of Unemployment

Econo Air-bag

'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!'

"I've lost the ability to make eye contact"

'Huh! Look at that lot: they never put anything back into the country - just bleed it dry. Shameless!'

50 lb. Credit Cards

Funeral Directors.

'It's disgusting they're cancelling our bus service.'