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"So we'll just need to see your license, photo ID, and to conduct a thorough background check."

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Penguin Remote

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Chicken Road Crossing

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'