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"It's all they had at the rental lot."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Kardiff.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Safari.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'