Rental Car Adventurous T-Shirts

"It's all they had at the rental lot."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Kardiff.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Safari.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

" ....you didn't say wanted one that worked."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

I told you not to touch its belly.

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Benefits of Living Abroad

'Well? How was the flight?'