Car Hire Enthusiasts Mugs

"So we'll just need to see your license, photo ID, and to conduct a thorough background check."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Penguin Remote

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

I love that new elephant smell.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'