Car-fix Fitness Fanatic T-Shirts

What gym did you say you're coming from?

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

Tool Box

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Exercise Class

City Marathon.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bench Press Accident