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My other car is environmentally friendly.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Roads with a view.

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Chicken Road Crossing

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

Cars at the drive in.

The car showroom

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

'Power steering.'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'