Car Fanatics With A Conscience Pillows

My other car is environmentally friendly.

"Google car."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

Cars at the drive in.

The car showroom

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

'Power steering.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'