Car Enthusiast's Nightmare T-Shirts

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Roads with a view.

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Power steering.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

"Do you have someone to drive you home after your surgery? My car's in the shop and I could really use a ride."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"Sick Ride!"

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.