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'And then, in a hideous metallic voice it growled...'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"How was prom?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

World's cheapest car

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Back to school: The Horror,

Stephen King

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

The Horror Film Director.

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

The Bride of Frankenstein

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself