Car Crash Cartographer Pillows

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'I can't understand it. I was driving one way on a one way street.'

Car crashed into warning sign

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

American and European Economy.

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'Maybe his name is Sue?'

'Bob, call you back. A big auto body job just drove in.'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

'What's the point of insurance if you don't use it?'

'Oh come on, a little touch up paint and a soft cloth, I can buff that out.'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Lawyer to client about crash test dummy: 'We did a driving record search, and needless to say, we struck gold.'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Blowing your nose musically.

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."