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'You know that new car you won in the sales contest? Do you think you can win another one?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Fishing Boat Derby

Penguin Remote

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

I love that new elephant smell.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'