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Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Think Basics.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'On your mark, get set...'

Pit Stop for Track and Field