Car Contest Aficionados Gifts

'You know that new car you won in the sales contest? Do you think you can win another one?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Fishing Boat Derby

Penguin Remote

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'