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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Inflating Boobs.

Route 666

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Penguin Remote

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Smile

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."