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Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Penguin Remote

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Nice park. . .

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing