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"I don't mind that he thinks he's a bird, but his droppings always land on the cars!"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

'I'm so embarrassed driving such a filthy vehicle...'

Hand Car Wash.

"Myron's doing one of his side jobs again."

"With the deluxe package you get a vacuum, vanilla scented interior spray freshener, carnauba wax, and enlightenment."

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

Car cleaning.

Mouthwash.

'Wait till she's dried it off completely -- it'll stick better that way.'

'Hurry-up... I'm waiting!'

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

Ed's Car Wash,

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'I got tired of tussling with him in the bathtub.'

Messy Car

Man cleans car but not his dirty children

Nervous car wash owner sees huge flock of birds on his roof when he opens up for business.

'How's my brother-in-law's home brew? It's great; it removes all the dirt and leaves a lasting shine,'

'Why do you cats always have to leave tracks on my nice clean car?'

Carwash in india

'They call me Spot because I leak on carpets.'

A driver approaches a man in sunglasses standing by the side of a highway next to a sign which reads, "Last Squeegee for 3, 000 miles."

Eyewash.

"Look the deal was 50 now and 50 on completion."

'I'd also like the interior cleaned.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

Night Wash man.