Car And Home Comics Gifts

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

No U-turns

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

The life of a crash-test dummy

Other decals on cars.

Red car

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'My car has been acting funny.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

Carmakers face a new problem: people are moving to smaller cars.

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

"Whew! I didn't think we'd find a parking spot."

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'

'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'

'He chases cars and the other day he caught a Prius and simply ruined it!'

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

No Radio on Board

You must work on your three point turn.

'Honey, it's the super bowl...He wanted to watch too.'