Capturing Family Moments Pillows

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Baby on board 2020

Family Portrait Abuse.

"Great photo."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

'He colorized our old photo album.'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'Cheese.'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Aw, are those your office co-workers? They're adorable!

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

Snow baby

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Christening

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

"#babygirl...seriously?"

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."

"Well, hello, auntie and uncle!"