Captive Decorator Gifts

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

Mice Cream

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'How are you doing on your side?'

A new meaning in the Roman

Jumble Sale

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

You are the 1 I settled 3

Child on Christmas Eve

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

If you had paid the extra money you'd have a cool gadget here.

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

A christmas tree for the cat

"He loves me!"