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"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

Mice Cream

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'How are you doing on your side?'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

A new meaning in the Roman

Jumble Sale

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

You are the 1 I settled 3

Child on Christmas Eve

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"He loves me!"

A christmas tree for the cat