Captain Of The Aisle Gifts

Safe Social Distancing - Pirate Treasure Hunt

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

CEO with SEO

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Internet Cafe.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Verbal Orders

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'Pictures of your family?'