Captain Of The Aisle Gifts

Safe Social Distancing - Pirate Treasure Hunt

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Internet Cafe.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Verbal Orders

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'Pictures of your family?'

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."