Caps Gifts

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

'No, my cap has a backwards bill on it.'

'My wife ran off with a Greek fisherman, but I got his cap!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Anti-Agent

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Mardi Gras

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'