Caps Pillows

'I like this one, but do you have it with the peak at the back?'

'No, my cap has a backwards bill on it.'

'My wife ran off with a Greek fisherman, but I got his cap!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Anti-Agent

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Why do they do that?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Mardi Gras

"Cat box"