Capitol Chatter Gifts

'Say, isn't that our former congressman?'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I hear you may do a baby."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Mums coffee morning

Freedom of Speech

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

'That damn racial scandal.'

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

Chris Evans

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

Gossipmongers stocking up at the rumor mill

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

"Wine improves with age."

'I see John Boehner is being sworn in and Harry Reid is sworn at.'

'Hello. You've reached the twenty-four hour toll-free hotline.'

"After so many years of marriage what are you getting for your anniversary?"