Capitol Chatter Prints

'Say, isn't that our former congressman?'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I hear you may do a baby."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Freedom of Speech

Mums coffee morning

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

'That damn racial scandal.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

the Morning Joe team.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

Chris Evans

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

Gossipmongers stocking up at the rumor mill

'I see John Boehner is being sworn in and Harry Reid is sworn at.'

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

"Wine improves with age."

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

'Did you see iPlayer last night?'