Media Chatter Prints

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but caught the theme park ride.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Mums coffee morning

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Is it any good?"

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."

Chris Evans

Voting on their Seats

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Presidential election-Joe Biden

"I'm so tired of hearing about "The Squad"."They're Too left-wing and divisive and, boy, do they thing they know everything."

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"Weather rebuttal."

"Star Trek." "Can you believe that? It's been fifteen years since the reboot came out, yet it hasn't been rebooted again. If a newborn puppy can live out its life and die of old age since the last reboot, it's been too darn long!"

It's a Mad Hatter's world after all!

"There he goes again - vilifying witches!"

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

Brianna Keilar

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"