Caped Crusader Against Dust Pillows

"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?"

vaccine wars.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Ironing day.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Sea Change.

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'