Caped Crusader Against Dust Prints

"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?"

vaccine wars.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Ironing day.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Fumes from furniture

Vigilante Dog

Sea Change.

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

It's for you.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'