Cap-tivating Fashionista Pillows

Baseball cap-very long Welsh name.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Dandy

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

Foxy lady

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Naked Furniture

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

Elton John

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Watering can helmet.

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."