Cap-tivating Fashionista Gifts

Baseball cap-very long Welsh name.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Dandy

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Unicorn in the Woods

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Foxy lady

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Burlyesque

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The Formal Street Artist

Australian punk

Naked Furniture

Watering can helmet.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."