Canteen Chaos Pillows

'You made me jump,'

'Don't put knife in your mouth.' 'My forks leaks.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Is that pancake ready yet?

Man's cooking explodes.

Cafe Burns.

Ten out of ten for effort...

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'Chili again?'

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Do you want toast with that?'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

I'm a long order cook.

Husband does the cooking

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'