Canteen Manager Pillows

Man about to empty his tray into a bin labelled: 'Feedback'.

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Today's special... donuts.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Cafe Burns.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'Chili again?'

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

'You made me jump,'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

The Egyptians trained baboons to wait on tables.