Canoeing Comic Gifts

'Looks like a big hotdog, doesn't it?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Harsh Mellows.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Shred the plank."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'What were you sent up for?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Remember when?... When was that?

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'You kids make sure you wait an hour after eating before you go swimming.'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'