Cannibal Theme Fan Pillows

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Devi's brew?"

"We should start wearing masks."

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Monster Self-Help

'There's an imposter among us!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Death Beggar

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Dissectum Paniculata

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Witches at a cauldron.

'White meat or dark?'

The first animation.

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Haunted museum

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Tupperware Wolf

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.