Cannibal Theme Fan Mugs

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Devi's brew?"

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"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"We should start wearing masks."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Monster Self-Help

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Dissectum Paniculata

Witches at a cauldron.

'White meat or dark?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Death Beggar

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

The first animation.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Tupperware Wolf

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Haunted museum

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'