Cannibalism Satire Fan Pillows

'If you want to grow up big and strong, you have to eat your vegetarians.'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Revenge Graffiti.

Pop star weather report.

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

Reality TV

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

Ambulance arrives at full hospital

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"That's right. A real war with real victims and real casualties. Unfortunately The War of Withering Sarcasm wasn't one of those sexy wars the media likes to report on."

"It's my personal, one step recipe for success. Step 1: Gimme all your money."

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

She left Friday. He noticed Tuesday, when all the clean towels ran out.

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'I want you to meet the chief.'

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

"But I only wanted a hair transplant!"