Canine Custodian Gifts

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

Dog in the rain.

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Bathing the dog

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Bathroom Fairy

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Not guilty?"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Whittler's Mother.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"He wants a second opinion."