Canine Crazed Gifts

'You tell me how he does it.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'The cat did it.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Cat's Valentine

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Dog Day Afternoon

"Get your phone."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'This can't be good.'

"Dog house"

Cloak Rooms

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

Witches