Cat Crazed Gifts

Cat's Valentine

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat Show

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You're adopted."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'We know you have a cat.'

Mog The Week

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Ginger cats.

"Okay, you have my attention."

Guard dogs

'You tell me how he does it.'

"You're kidding, right?"

"Let's swap some cats today."

'... I have decided to change my name.'

Living with a cataholic.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

Cat versus Dog.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Dog and Cat - "That's scratch and that's sniff."