Cat Crazed Pillows

Cat's Valentine

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman escapes with cats.

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"You're adopted."

'We know you have a cat.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

Guard dogs

Ginger cats.

"Okay, you have my attention."

'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"You're kidding, right?"

"Let's swap some cats today."

Living with a cataholic.

'... I have decided to change my name.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat