Canine Community Member Gifts

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Playing Fetch.

Welcome to the Team

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

See you at the farmers market!

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Stormy weather

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I'll have the usual."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Human Rights for All

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Crossing USA Mexico Border

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Bucket list for dogs.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."