Community Members Gifts

'They play five innings or until six parents fall asleep, whichever comes first.'

'But vicar, our neighbour is an estate agent.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"I'll have the usual."

Human Rights for All

Tipping Pain Chart

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Thank you

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."