Canine Community Member Pillows

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Playing Fetch.

Welcome to the Team

Foster failure

"Bad dog."

Collies Without Borders

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

See you at the farmers market!

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Stormy weather

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Human Rights for All

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"I'll have the usual."

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Thank you

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

'Ben thought he needed more fiber, so he ate his blanket.'

Bucket list for dogs.

Bubbling

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'