Candlelight Reader Mugs

The Politician.

Edison: The Early Years,

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Heart to heart talk.

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

The Fuse

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

Nocturne

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Candlelight

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Fifty Shades of Yellow

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"