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Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

'We're all going to die...get over it!'

Candor is the Best Policy

"I was wondering if I could have tomorrow off because you make me sick."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Time for speeches

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Just a little heads up!

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

Communication

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."