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Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Men gossiping

Protest

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Attention Span Man

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

Bar Therapy

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

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